Cameron: I'm only doing what was discussed at the Bilderberg meeting Barak.
Obama: So am I. I'm working from the same timetable as Bush, just as you are from Blair, remember. You can't risk upsetting them by doing it at your own pace Dave. We know how much they despise and detest anyone with even the slightest bleeding heart and what they do to them. You know you don't have to impress them.
Cameron: Yeah. Morals and ethics. They're as burdensome as a bag of fucking bricks, Barak. The sooner we're sitting at the top, we can dispense with all that nonsense.
Obama: It's not all bad David. You did somehow manage to impose a radical sense of apathy and compassion fatigue pretty quick. Good work after being in office for only one year.
Cameron: Yeah. Sir Evelyn did compliment me for that at the palace.
Obama: That's why I know you'll enjoy our invitation to join us at the Bohemian Grove in a few weeks. You'll love the Cremation of Care Ceremony.