As the apathy affliction increases at an alarming pace, the insanely evil Cameron finally got his war after pestering the US to increase the pressure for Gadaffi's Oil and Gold, while he was telling the British people, "Screw you suckers!" But, then again, why bother wi politics, so long as you can put food on the table and watch the daily distraction on TV. "Oh, Bliss! If only I had a chip buried underneath my skin, I wouldn't have to bother with paying for a round of drinks using a dumb card and people giving me grief for it".
"PULL THE PLUG NOW, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!"
